Retard Author: Six Rating: R Summary: A letter to Nick. ^^^^ Deer Mister Fallin, You don't know me, but my name is Owen, tho sum of the kids at the publik school I go to call me Retard. I am sixteen, an am in a problem; can you help me out of a big bad jam? A pretty cheerleader girl at my school says I rapte her, but I did not, I know what rape is from TV and I would no do that to no one, specially a nice, pretty girl like Brandy. I don't know why she say that, but it's false, and nobody believe me. Can you help me? I have cort tomorrow, that is scary to me, cause I don't know what court is, just what I see on TV, with judjes and lawyers and all. Please, Mister Fallin, I am innocent, I did not do this bad thing. My foster brother x-plain to me what juvenile detension is, and it is very bad, and I am not a very bad person to do this, just your regular kid with a mental challenge, if you know what I mean. Please. Help me tomorrow. I don't know what a guardian is, but it looks like I need one real bad right now, and I don't want to go to jail for some bad crime I didn't do. I promise to tell the truth, but Brandy needs to do the same. Maybe her attacked-er was some guy who look like me. She say it was dark, and it was hard to see, but by the build and hair color, which is blond, it be me. But there are a lot of blond sixteeners at my school. Maybe she too scared to tell who really tacked her. Please, Mister. Be my guardian, and do a good job so I don't go to jail. I give you money. Two hundred dollars in the bank. Plus a saving bond. And my baseball card collection. Whatever price you say. My foster mom and dad will be there in cort too, but you know some thing? I don't think they believe me when I say I am innasent. Nobody believes me. Yes, I'm big, I'm strong, I loose my temper once in a while on girls and boys both, but don't most people? I'm not that far from normal. I'm not a bad monster. Please do a good job on my case. It will be good to meet you in person at the cort house tomorrow. Sinceerly, Owen THE END